HAHAHAA!!

Okey.. this thingy rocked It made me laugh so hard!

Vi snakker humor her folkens


Pick the month (number) you were born in:

1. I humped
2. I punched
3. I smacked
4. I sang to
5. I gave my number to
6. I choked
7. I shot
8. I gave a lap dance to
9. I fell in love with
10. I had sex with
11. I bitched at
12. I murdered


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Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1. a homeless guy
2. your mom
3. a banana
4. a game cube
5. a cat
6. my neighbour
7. a ninja
8. my best friends’ boyfriend
9. my brother
10. a baby
11. my dog
12. a pickle
13. the computer
14. a football player
15. Mike Jones
16. a stuffed animal
17. an ipod
18. a tree
19. my dad
20. myself
21. a permanent marker
22. a slut
23. a condom
24. my psychologist
25. a policeman
26. a gang banger
27. my sister
28. a baseball bat
29. a DVD player
30. a doll
31. my cell phone


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Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White. Because I was high.
Black. Because the voices told me to.
Pink. Because i’m NOT homosexual.
Red. Because I was drunk.
Blue. Because i’m sexy and I do what I want
Green. Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Purple. Because I’m naked.
Gray. Because that’s how I roll.
Yellow. Because I hate myself.
Orange. Because I hate my family.
Teal. Because I’m in love with a stripper
Other. Because I’m on crack


The result I got the day I took it:
I had sex with a pickle because the voices told me to and because I was high!
Striped top

Yeah.. enjoy!

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And I've been tagged by several people now.. so here we go:

~6 weird habits/things about me~

[1] I'm somewhat afraid of growing up, yet I'd love to move out.
[2] I've got a weird looking leg. My left one...
[3] I tend to correct most spelling errors people make on MSN (usually in Norwegian). I's annoying, I know...
[4] When I'm ill, I luff to sit in the basement and watch Disney films The ones I luffed as a child.
[5] I've got a killer memory!xD It's saved my ass many times^^
[6] Errr.. I can make the world's best pizza when I'm drunk!

Hah.. bet you didn't know all that
Eh.. dunno who to tag.. do it if you want to!